This is Michael Lowe, He's come to say....HI! Michael enjoys reading his bible, long walks on the Kansas seashore, talking with his boo, and generally being an all around playa.

But..... he has a secret.... Michael didn't want us to tell everybody, but we feel it's time, in our hearts, to tell you what Michael really is. He a TRUE MOTHAH F*CKING PLAYA.





This...THIS IS SATAN. Michael's brother, Nathan. Nathan is a dear fan of true hard-core poetry. He himself have wrote a few snippets himself. Nathan would like to tell all his true pimps out there "I be the REAL employee of the month. Peace out."

This is my friends Matt Englund and Nathan's BIATCH. Matt enjoys riding in his hoopdie with HIS bEEch, Jimmy. Matt wants to thank Nathan for showing him the attention that he needs.

Now, on the far right, is a true hardcore playa. His name is Jimmy Taylor All of you might know him as big "J" or just plain dumbass, but we figured he needed some loving so we decided to put him on here. And remember as Jimmy would say dont f*ucking cuss!